- Farting makes your butt hole itch!!!
- According to the US census 84 people fart each second!!!
- On average I fart 75 times per day and shit myself half the time!!!!
- 25% of all farts end up in sharts!!!
- 99% of farts stink, that other 1% smells friggin disgusting!!
- If you light your farts on fire you can quite possibly blowup!
- If you fart in a balloon you can create a fireball!