“Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart is not art. Let us fart an artless fart in the home."
         "I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl."
What do you call a person that farts in Public?
A public Tutor!!!